I have started thinking about New Year’s Resolutions lately. Not that I am going to make any, but I am thinking about things that I would like to do, or see happen in the coming 12 months. Mostly I think of adding things to my life when I think of changing it, but sometimes it’s more interesting to think about getting rid of things.
I think I have managed to get rid of most of the following 13 things from my life for the most part, but it’s always good to be reminded of what does not serve. I really think that that these things Have. Got. To. Go.
1. The extra 13 pounds you gained during the holidays (and before). Fewer cookies, more cardio.
2. Grouchy people. Get rid of them. If you are married to them or they are your children or your relatives you are going to have a hard time with this one. One thing I do with grouchy, negative people is laugh at them. Yeah. A grump pretty much hates not being taken seriously and will avoid you or move out of your vicinity if you make light of their situation.
3. Get rid of dirt, grime, filth. Clean your space. Throw stuff out. Get a dumpster if that’s what it will take. Do this. It’s important to your mental health.
4. Get rid of your fear of hard work, fear of success, fear of failure, and of all the other scary (non-existent) monsters under the bed. Stop procrastinating.
5. Get rid of the idea that you are going to live forever, or that you are probably going to die at a very old age and that you still have a lot of time left to get your act together. You don’t. The days are long, but the years are short. Make things happen. Now. Don’t defer doing what you always wanted to do.
6. Get rid of the idea that only big things count. Everything counts, and just like Mother Teresa said, we can’t do great things, only small things with great love. Get rid of the idea that there are “small things that don’t count.” The smallest little act of kindness or consideration counts.
7. Get rid of the need to be thanked or appreciated for anything. People don’t write thank-you notes any more. (When was the last time you wrote one?) So don’t work for the nod. Do your job, or whatever you do, because you want to do it and derive pleasure from just doing it. Nobody is going to give you a trophy just because you played, or tried your best. Life isn’t Little League. Stop expecting praise.
8. Get rid of laziness. Start by never admitting that you feel lazy even when you do. Never say the word lazy. Banish it from your vocabulary. Don’t call anyone else lazy either. Lazy does not exist anymore. Get rid of the whole idea of it.
9. Get rid of bored, too. Once you’re past age 3, there is no excuse for bored. Once you realize that you are going to die some day, there is no more “bored.” Never be bored. Bored is just a form of lazy and we kicked that one to the curb in number 8.
10. Get rid of all your slovenly health habits. Really people, floss. I’m serious about this. Brushing your teeth doesn’t count. Brushing your teeth doesn’t do a damn thing except make your mouth feel pretty. There’s still garbage dumps worth of crap between each tooth. Floss.
11. Get rid of other bad habits, too. Like eating on the run, or in front of the TV or computer. Eat as much as you want, just don’t do anything else while you’re doing it and then just watch as those 13 pounds we talked about in number 1 disappear.
12. Get rid of anger. Stop getting angry. It doesn’t help you or the person you’re angry with. Ever. Instead, develop your non-violent communication skills. There is a book that will help with this. Get it, and start learning how to think in terms of identifying your needs and trying to get them met with the help of others. And if you can’t? Give up on them. Seriously. Take my word for this.
13. Get rid of complaining. Complaining makes you a living breathing crap magnet. Don’t complain anymore and walk away (actually, run) from chronic complainers. If they don’t have an audience they’ll stop. They really will. You can even try making a game of this. This book tells you how.
And finally (this one is just for me), Get rid of your need to hand out unsolicited advice or tell people what they should get rid of on your blog.