I will wear a hat if it’s below 40, or windy, or snowing
I will pull my hood up if it’s raining, rather than carry an umbrella.
I have never found a baseball cap that fit my head .
Visors should only be worn by poker players.
But birthday hats? Yeah, birthday hats rock. Everyone looks great in a birthday hat, don’t you think?
Pop one on, pull the elastic around your chin, and commence partying down.
Bring on the pinata!
Bring on the cake and the ice cream.