So, keeping with the Belly Fat theme, I made these brownies today.
They are the most god-awful tasting brownies in brownie-dom. They’re not nearly sweet enough, and the texture is what I imagine recycled paper towels might taste like
If this is what it takes to have a flat belly, I’m depressed.
But it’s not. I know that.
I had a great workout with Tim at a different gym today. I fell in love with this machine. It’s made by a company called “Hoist,” so that’s what I call it: the Hoist. I want one for my living room. I think it would look awesome there, right next to the Rothko print.
It has a barbells on gliders, on GLIDERS! And Tim showed me all kinds of torturous moves I can do on it. And he took VIDEO! You wanna see?
Sorry. Not yet. The video he took today is the “Before” video. In a month, when I am looking all buffalicious, I’ll use it for dramatic contrast..
In the meantime, I want you all to rest this weekend, read a good book, and don’t bother making those brownies.
Eat Halloween candy instead.